It's July! I don't think there's much cause for celebration in July so I apologize for my exuberance. Sure there's the FOURTH of July. But c'mon, the way this countries goin, no-ones celebrating it for the right reasons.
Freedom? Equality?! What the hell are you smoking? The FOURTH OF JULY(!!!) is about hot dogs and beer, and fireworks, man! Maybe we'll grill up some got damn cheeseburgers too! We can set up the slip and slide for the kids and get drunk and have 6 more. Yup, God Bless America.
I hate my country.
No, that's too harsh. I hate a great deal of my country. If I had the power to clone, travel through time, and had some pretty mad crazy medical skills, I could fix everything.
How? Well, sure, let me tell you.
Time travel mother fucker. Go back, pick up Jefferson, Franklin, Lincoln, maybe see what Twain's up to just to say whats up. You get the gist though.
So, loyal reader (Lucas), this fourth, go ahead and get drunk, I know I will; but let us get drunk and plot. It's about time we as a people used up a redo.
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