Saturday, March 22, 2008

The Godfather Complex

Ok, so I guess I'll have to say it.
As a member of the Male race, it's time you know.
Godfather...fucking blows. Actually it's such a terrible movie that people feel compelled to show off their collections of it. You see it's sort of a male right of passage. Usually this:
"Dude I just got the super platinum excel 5000 billion edition of Godfather, I'm awesome!"
"...fag."
Listen, Godfather came out years ago to a different generation. So as generation...awesome...lets cut the shit off at the source. Don't spread that stupid shit everywhere knowing full well if you put it on noone will actually want to sit and watch that borefest. Instead let's have our OWN badass movie. How about Boondock Saints? I know you guys can't disagree with that.
So, Godfather, fuck you you're out. Boondock, take a seat friend, you've made it.

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