Debauchery in the Bahamas

Recently I was sitting at the airport waiting for my 6 PM connecting flight to the Bahamas to go fishing with an all female, topless crew. When I was joined on the three person bench by two seemingly random people. As I was reading my love letters from all around the globe, I looked to see who my new fellow travelers were. I couldn't believe it, it was Flava Flav and Corey Feldman! This had to be a mistake. But I couldn't just sit there and ignore them. So I threw out a test. This was the dialogue that followed:
(I'll mark who said what by the following markers. Me=BA. Flava Flav=DB. Corey Feldman=GD.)

BA- Yeeeeeaaaaaaa....
DB- Booooooyyyyyy!
BA- I knew it was you Flav. I knew it.
DB- I though I recognized you, Jeff! What brings you to the airport?
GD- I'm Corey Feldman.
BA- Whatever dude.
BA- Well, I'm on a whirlwind adventure. Galavanting throughout the world and what not.
DB- Wow, that's quite interesting. Whereabouts are you traveling today?
GD- I was in the Goonies.
BA- You were a pussy in that movie Feld. A PUSSY. I want you to apologize to me.
GD- No.
BA- Flav, we gotta kick this guys ass.
DB- Oh, I'm not so sure. I tend to practice non violence. Maybe we could have a sip of Cognac and meditate?
BA- You're adorable. Do you want to go the Bahamas and participate in some debauchery?
DB- I'm actually on my way to visit the middle east. I'm gonna do a little peace talking, and hopefully resolve the silly issues they have over there.
BA- You're noble as fuck. Did you know that? You should be a prince.
GD- I'll go.
BA- No you won't. You weren't invited.
GD- PPLLLLEEEAAASSSSE?
BA- I guess you were in Stand By Me. *siiiigggghhh* Ok, but you're carrying my shit.
At this point Flava stands up and announces he has to go. I'm sorry to see him leave, but he's an important person with things to do.

GD-Yea! Lets party!
BA- You shut the fuck up Feldman. I'm leaving you here, I just wanted to look cool in front of Flav.
GD- But...I'm famous.
BA- Yea but the asian kid and the fat hobbit blew you out of the water in the Goonies man, thats unforgivable.
(YOU GOT SIBLINGS, AND I DON'T LIKE IT!) < Completely unrelated. 10 points for what it's from though.
GD- You're right. I'm sorry.
BA- That's all I wanted.

We spent the next two weeks hang-gliding between various islands. Running drugs and dropping eggs on boats. But, the whole time I couldn't help but think. I wonder what Flav's doing?

Moral of the story. Lay off Flava Flav you assholes. He's fucking awesome.