pointy teeth

i don't understand vegans.

that's a lie.

i don't agree with vegans. yeah i know that the meat industry is bad, whatever. stop complaining and call your congressman. the simple fact of the matter is that veganism is a product of humans thinking they're above the rest of the animal kingdom.

ever met a polar bear before?

how about a moose, they're not even a predator and they still kill a good number of people every year in anchorage. they can derail trains too.

but now onto dentistry! go look in your mouth. no i'm serious go into your bathroom and look at your teeth in the mirror. floss while you're at it too. see those flat teeth way in the back? the flat ones? those are your vegan teeth. see those pointy ones up near the front? those are the meat shredding teeth. this makes humans...


ding ding ding! Omnivores!

now take a good look at your colon. ok just kidding, i'll just tell you about it. a good part of it is designed to do nothing more than absorb protein from the masticated flesh of all God's creatures. indeed it was a high intake of God's creatures combined with the awesome power of fire that allowed cavemen to grow brains large enough that we could conceive ideas such as veganism. so don't take it for granted.

not only that, wikipedia says that

"The American Dietetic Association has said that "appropriately planned vegetarian diets are healthful, nutritionally adequate, and provide health benefits in the prevention and treatment of certain diseases."^[56] Poorly planned vegan diets, however, increase the risk of deficiency in nutrients such as vitamin B₁₂,^[61] vitamin D,^[62] calcium,^{[63] [62]} iodine^[64] and omega-3 fatty acids.^[65] These deficiencies have potential consequences, including anemia,^[66] rickets^[67] and cretinism^[68] in children, and osteomalacia^[67] and hyperthyroidism^[68] in adults."



cretinism? i don't wanna become a cretin.

so if you don't get your vitimins (say it how its spelled) from animals you can just get them from pills, but then again you could just eat nothing but meat and get all your plant vitamins from pills too. in the future all our food will be squirted out of a tube anyway. there will come a day when some people don't know what real food is. i say let's do what we can to enjoy food that requires chewing while we're still able